its fucking face omg
that awkward moment when the cast are actually their characters:
Clint: ooh carnie things i shall inspect
Thor: STAND BACK HAWK-MAN SO THAT MY BROTHER DOTH NOT SMITE THEE IN THINE FACE
Loki: ehehehehe i’m so gonna bust holes in this floor just cuz
always reblog this.
mom can i borrow money to buy you a present
blows my mind that women are considered shrill and whiny when all i have to do is insinuate that male feelings are not my #1 priority at all times and every indignant male in a 500 mile radius comes out of the woodwork to let me know how they feel
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
his face just screams “you try and fucking stop me”
THIS FUCKIN HAPPENED TO ME ONE TIME! AND I SWEAR TO GOD I WOKE UP AND WALKED TO SCHOOL LIKE 20 TIMES BUT I DIED EVERY TIME BEFORE I MADE IT, SO WHEN I FINALLY GOT UP I WALKED TO SCHOOL SO DAMN CAREFULLY I WAS NEARLY HIT BY A CAR -.-
You like mcr, panic at the disco, choppy hair cuts, fall out boy and black clothing. You can’t stop smudging your eyeliner, you can’t stay out of hot topic, and you don’t know the top 20 charts. Face it, you’re never gonna leave 2005.
I don’t wanna leave 2005. i just wanna
If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.
But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.